by now im sure many of you know about my dearest cat " ling ling " .. well i just realised and also re confirmed.... that ling ling aint a female!!!!! ling ling is a " boy "!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! i always treat her,, i mean him as a princess!!! but today i really found out that he is definately a BOY!! oh gosh!!! i dont even know whether i should cry or laugh!! but one thing i know, is that i will love him the same!!! my handsome " ling ling "..... but damn!!!! what a surprise huh?!! i swear this is no joke ok!!!!! ling ling has been pissing all around the house, and i thought it was weird, then i finally realised that becos hes in heat and as a male, they leave piss to mark their space...... that explains why he pissed and shit on my bed !!!!
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曹去兜? 
明天再来看你啊 呵呵 早点睡觉拉｀｀｀
i feel you'll have whatever i have but i must sleep...
otherwise i will not get up morning today.....hehe
tomorrow i will see you haha
you are going to turn in early tonight you know??
are you serious ? you know what , my cat is a female , but she
pissed around too , so if a cat pissed all around the house
doesnt make it a female of male ....
come one gary , what a stupid man !!!! you have been with ling
ling for such a long time and now you finally realize it gender
.........what a silly dady man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is definitely a surprise. Did you confirm with the
veterinarian? I'm very glad to hear that you will continue to
love Ling Ling though! :)
to reply to your previous post:
yes, I totally agree with you! we should definitely spend
time teaching our younger generation. Because children
are more susceptible to teaching and are more shapable.
Please continue to take care, Gary!
with love,
Karen
*Your fan from Vancouver, Canada*
Is it another joke??
Haha... It's impossible for you to find out that ling
ling is not a gal after so long...
Mr. Gary... Jus admit it.
I know this is a joke again...
LOL!!!
i don't know what to say, LOL... i googled "male cat" and this
link might be helpful:
http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_neutering_the_male_cat.html
or you might want to find ling ling a gf!
come to Seattle! we have cute/sexy/nice cats here! :P
Sandy
what r u doing now??
i don't know if i should believe this...
prob is another joke...
coz yesterday was world's environmental day...
prob its a joke that you want us to remember...
hahhaa...
but if this is for real...."BLUNT!!!"
treat her, i mean him, like a princess... well u can always erase the 'ss',
treat him like a prince... haha... i guess it doesn't really matter right?
whether she's a male or female...
生，。。。。。。祝生日快乐，gary开心我就开心。。。。。。。
You're so funny, Gary~
For that time you spent with Ling Ling,
you don't know it's a boy?!?!?!!?
Oh my god!!!!!!
You are just unbelieveable!!!!!!
沒錢吃午飯T^T
安安~我是新來的@@"
上禮拜六剛成為曹迷
從來不曾這樣瘋過>_<
從那天到現在嘴巴沒停過曹格的話題QQ~
那天公司有人帶你的專輯來
我聽了一整天~~
聽到第二輪一直哭 不知道發生什麼事..
一定是您唱的太有感情了><
直到你是我的寶貝~才停@@"
很曖昧的歌=///="
請問~~~曹格還會在台灣嗎@@?
還有演唱或什麼的行程嗎>
分。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
.....你真的是有夠妙了的拉...
還好妳沒給他穿女裝拉..
GIN
as to how you made ling ling's life-altering
discovery... hmm :)
tammy
PS: this is a bit (lot) late, but how about naming
your next album Lois Lane? since you've already done
Superman :P
How come you never realise?!
I can't stop laughing.....
Why you treat lingling like a female..
Hadn't you ever bring lingling to see doctor?? And ask about ling’s sex.
I thinks you never wonder about lingling’s sex.
When the first eye you saw ling in the night market, you think ling is a girl
in your mind.
but now you know he is BOY!!
You would still love him forever...
还不错嘛！
但你好像也太大意了吧！ling ling在你身边也有好一段日子了吧！
竟然现在才发现...
哈。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
糊塗哦...
是大小姐或大少爺
都沒關係啦
你都一樣愛呀！！
只不過你也太晚發現了吧.....
-Mavis-
這是個很大的禮物耶
請哈哈大笑三聲吧!!
男孩 也不錯呢
anyway continue treat him as ur princess lo!!
hehe...
take care
~eileen :P
Hello MR GARY!!!
can u dun make me laugh in office everyday or not...
later my colleagues think i am lunatic!! wahaha...
but hor, why u 笨笨的？gender also can get wrong!! somemore your cat leh!!!
your compositions are so great... fans call u SUPERMAN... but... haiz...
WTH!! wahaha... i think your cat is protesting to u... tats y HE keeps
pissing on yur bed wahaha... =p
Ling Ling... change name to Long Long lah wahaha... =X
贝婷 aka Sherlyn (Singapore)...^^"!!!
你真的是公貓 母貓傻傻分不清楚耶!!
haha
hmmm that's so interesting! Didn't the vet ever tell you whether
if lingling is a boy or a girl? After all the clues you decided
to check it out eh? No matter if ling ling is a boy or girl,
you'll continue to love him :) that's so sweet of you! Truly,
if we can extend this love to those around us, the world would
be full of compassion and understanding :) Gary, thanks for
sharing this news with us :)
Lets work hard together!
Candace
*Vancouver,Canada*
i think its ok as u will love 'him' the same, hehehe!!
jia you!!!
WAKAKAKAKA ......
it\\\'s so funny!!
hk fans sarah
ㄎ~ ㄎ~ ㄎ~
gary 你也太暴笑了唄！
ling ling 居然是個boy....
確定是你家的？
還好他不用報戶口！不然曹少爺你就麻煩了....
不過養了這米久都沒有掰開來瞧過？
呵~呵~呵~
白白~曹少爺你真是太可愛了....
In your mind, cat = woman?
如果真的把lingling给结扎了，那它真的会变得跟女生一样吗？那结
扎后它还会发情吗？
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gary啊，只要你喜欢，管它男生还是女生的，我偶尔也会把我家的
‘女儿’打扮得很帅气啊（虽然我不知道它喜不喜欢）老实说雌性小动
物的装扮都很可爱，谁说雄性动物就不能‘偶尔’当成雌性来养。。
苏格兰的男生不也穿格子裙。。。
liyalim from M'sia
you won't sing anymore but yurning yourself to be a joke-maker
, right?
finally realised the sex of lingling after so many
years..
WAHAHAHA~
u really brightened up my day!!
so funny...gary i think u should change "his" name already!
ling ling is a female's name..haha
can't stop laughing hahahha
this can make me more relax before my exam start lei
bless me>.<
so nervous!!!!!!!!!
coz of no any multiple choice!!!!!
and all are SQ and case study
HOW COMESSSSS KA?!
Crystal(HK)
Bless me..............
Gary, Gary, Gary!
You're so cute!!
How come you never realize that LingLing is actually a male
after all? You never bath LingLing before? *laughs*
Anyway, since you know his real gender now,will you change his
name as well? hehe! I mean, hmmmm....LingLing is a little weird
name for a male! *laughs* I guessed LingLing got used of his
name already! Better keep the naem as to not confused the little
cutie!! *laughs*
I am glad you will still love him as much as before you actually
find of his real gender! (^.^)i will love him as much too!! *laughs*
This IS the unpredictable Gary Chao Ge with his new , cute and
funny discovery every single day!!
You brightens everyone's day with your unpredictable discovery!!
*laughs*
Keep updating us, Gary!!
Love you!!
*hugs*
oh...lingling always piss and shit around the
house!?
it should be annoying to do da clean-up, rite?
so...if lingling is a boy...
he's no longer ur girlfriend...but 好兄弟 lor!?
haha...thaz so funny
but i think u will still LOVE him no matter he is
a girl or a boy
coz gary alwayz teach us that LOVE has NO
BOUNDARY~
Gary,
you are such a duh!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Then again, better late than never rite? Haha~
Can't blame you really
(for giving ling ling such a cute female name),
coz it's sometimes quite difficult to differentiate male or female in
animals
Try not to be so blur next time, XDDDD
-Singapore Anna
tis is so funny la i would say..
u same as Sun yan zi leh.. her dog
she oso thought is a male then she
called it Norman.. then after tat
realised is a female dog.. haha no
matter u will still love "HIM" as
much as even rite.. so it's alright man.
Apparently animals are sexless in their first few mths because
their reproductive parts aren't fully formed! It happened to us
as well - we assumed that our rabbit was a female and were
happily calling her Holly until she grew balls in her 4th or 5th
mth. Horrifying. We continued regarding her as a girl
nevertheless, it was just too weird to switch.
why are you so blur....haha
omg you have been with him for 2 yrs!!!
you really that in need of a girlfriend meh that
you don't even bother to check first.
poor ling ling,he must have been very confused.
no wonder he always look so sad...
your siow ling also a boy .now both of them have
girls name.hey, you have a funny family lah !!!
now whole house full of males...need to
find a female to balance thing up lah!!hahaha
ps:today i try to spot few stray cats and looking
at them carefully hahaha.was thinking is it that
difficult to see if its male or female
meh...hahahaha but cannot see lah cause don't dare
to touch them hahaha ,anyone can tell ah,is it so
difficult to notice or is just that our gary is so
blur ??
LOL! it's funny to noe that ling ling is a male.
Oh well, life is just full of surprises. isn't it?
I guess male or female doesn't really matter to u,
what matter the most is he is your companion:)
Poor thing, he messed up your hse n bed. hehe:)
but somehow i think ling ling isnt suitable for
him after discovering that its a male. haha! mayb
you could modify him name little so he sounds more
man.
Take care!! muaks! luv ya..
讓我受益不少,不知主人發現後是否依然疼我,不然下次我變叫聲好了,汪.汪
讓你下次知道其實我才是一支公狗哇哈哈,哇太大聲了差點被別人聽到,嗯反正見
機行事好了,那個有利我就用那種方法噗。」LING LING:「下次要提醒主人一下
好了,我不要叫LING LING 啦,我要叫LIN LIN比較MAN啦希望主人有聽到A」
LING LING:「汪汪汪...啊叫錯了.........喵...喵...喵 ........」
精神錯亂的LING LING 下次還會有啥驚人的舉動大家拭目已待....續集。
a girl probably because of her long coat.
Could I arrange a match between Ling and my angel?
Just kidding! We're too far apart. Hope you enjoyed
the red wine!
Sarah (GFC)
Shit on your bed??!! Wawawa~~~!!!
That's not good~ haha~~
anyway "he" can still be your "princess"~
I think he will not mind that ~Hee~ ^ ^
But do you misunderstand the sex of your new family member?
The dog you showed us in HK airport? @ @
I hope not~ kaka~ ^ ^
You make me so happy, Gary~ ^ ^
C Wing (HK)
this is the FUNNIEST THING i have heard this YEAR ><
dont yuu CHECK the important bit of yuur CAT !
zOMG >0<
but yuur shoo CUTE !
yuu and yuur JOKES !
this aint a JOKE right ?
hehe =D
yehh not long to our BDAYS !
make a wishh !
(as good buddy) cos lingling being you a lot of
happy memory..so better treat him good ohhh...
"CHILDREN DAY" long time not celebrate that mean i
getting older and older, let expand peace and love
to more ppl, if got time login to tis website
http://alumni.cuhk.edu.hk/~suetling/future-village-
nepal/ maybe u will get something from there
(never end peace and love) if can plan go with ur
gfc...^^
p/s: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U!!!! Wish u hv a wonderful
and unforgetable birthday(^^)
yer
you damn blur
im laughing
i now in fitness ventre, using their pc
haha...every1 looking at me when passby
yer
hahaha
you got smelly bed
Joycee0314
reali unbelievable...
ling ling is a 'boy'???
anywhere...
i think u wil treat hes like usual...
coz ling ling is ur 'girlfriend' wat...
wakaka...
dunno wat m i talking bout...
blur blur coz yesterday i go to donate blood again...
reali hapi...
can help ppl...
but til fainted...
hahaha...
take care...
peace n love,
susan
曹大姑娘~
i can imagine ur shock... ur baby's still ur sweet ling ling regardless of
gender.. :)
这个世界唯一的lingling实在太幸福了啦...
a more manly one? haha!
aiya.. the zoo thought this certain monkey was a guy
till the monkey got pregnant with triplets! it's
really hard to tell when it comes to animals u noe.
ha.. my bday is tmr.in fact, 2 hrs time.
aint male and female different? hahaha...anyway, glad u finally
'comfirmed' ur dearest cat is a male. =p
realise 'she' is a boy.. o.0!!!
love ling lingalways..
just feel like.... LAUGH OUT LOUD...
:)
Pink
笑倒我了.........!!!!!!!XD
i miss my dog now.. lol :P
How could you not know?!?!?! lol.....
So... are you gonna keep her... hang on.. nono...his name as "ling
ling"?!?!
But it's such a girly name though....
Does he respond the name "ling ling"?
Sorry for laughing sweetie... can't help it... it's really the most
hilarious thing I have heard today1!! awww...(Huge hug from me!!! ) bless
her.. nono.. him...XD
Love
Olive/xxxxx
你睡了吗 还好吧 也不知道你怎么样了 马上要过生日了哦
呵呵 兴奋吗 要开心哦 那样才能写出更好的歌嘛 呵呵 加油哦
永远都支持你 fighting!!!!
must be ur DARLING!
my goodness WHAT a shocking news. Ling ling, its a
male!Anyway, have u clean your bed? OH, have you
think of changing his name or leave it as it was?
Hehehe~ And really PLEASE Help me thank you Ling
ling, cos he got u. just like u got us! Hahaha
(can't stop lauging...)
Lastly, how about 小ling is he a male or fe~male???
good night!
And realy, thank you. I have a good laugh.
guoweei 23:23 6/6/2007
singapore
竟然这么迟才发现ling-ling是个男儿身!
Gary,我看你还是认命吧!
好好对待你的ling-ling哦!
要不然如果你对它不好,
它又要干"坏事"咯!!!
哈哈哈...
if i were the ling ling, i ll be ... like... umh... i
have a very blur owner... Yahoo...I'd tricked him
for so long... I won at last...LOL
everyone love ya!!!
abt... just remember to double check and make sure
your girlfriend/wife-to-be ain't no transvestite! >.<
tiyo.
不要再笑GARY啦.他已經好慘啦.雖然我都有份笑他.
想一想.還是幫一下他好啦.
就因為他那句: LOVE AND PEACE
分別小貓的性別 並 非 易 事 !!!!
尤其是當賣給你的那個人說是貓女. 相信你都不會懷疑.對嗎?
至於有關方法則是先掀起貓兒的尾巴，查看肛門下的孔.
雌貓的陰道與肛門之間距離近，兩個孔好像挨在一起，
但雄貓的肛門下方卻有一塊深色，凹起的地方，
這地方將來會發育為睪丸及睪丸下的陰莖，
小貓在6至7周斷奶，在10至15個月後性徵會發育成熟，
有的時候，公貓到處撒尿，而母貓在半夜狂吼亂叫，
民間俗稱此為「鬧貓」，即貓的發情。原先一般認為，
貓的發情期是2月或8月，然而現在已經沒有非常絕對的時間了
牠們會隨著季節轉變而週期性發情，
一般以春季和秋季為主。普遍來說，短毛種的發情期較長毛種為早。
雄貓則會因雌貓的體味而發情，同樣會食慾不振和常常發出吵耳的叫聲，
牠們更會隨處撒尿來劃定地盤。
我想GARY首先須要詢問醫師
為公貓結紮能減少睪丸腫瘤、疝氣、膿腫、前列腺腫大及前列腺癌，有助延長壽命。
已去勢的公貓（尤其是年輕的公貓）侵略性較低，也比較不會老想離家出走。
已去勢的公貓比較不會在家裡噴尿占地盤。
GARY 希望幫到你啦.
雲姐姐上
!hmm...do u ever mistaken any human being as well?? ha ha just joking!
then discover that dance isnt a easy thing.
My action very stiff,look like stone.
HAHA...but i will be more hardworking,look like you
My performance is for The Night of Overseas Chinese(15/6/2007)
will u come?HAHA,juz a joke..
i know u r busy and how got possible u will come~^^
Cheer Up,Gary~!!!!!
U always is the BEST!!!
It’s kind of shocking for you to know the news... haha
As long as you don't dress "him" like a princess, I
don't think he will mind... and I think he is such a
lucky one to have an owner like you for being so
caring and continue to love him... hehe…
Long life to Ling Ling and the blurry Owner.. hehe
Passerby: fen - SG
^o^偶像~好厉害哦。。真要谢谢你解释得那么详细。
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