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by now im sure many of you know about my dearest cat " ling ling " .. well i just realised and also re confirmed.... that ling ling aint a female!!!!! ling ling is a " boy "!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! i always treat her,, i mean him as a princess!!! but today i really found out that he is definately a BOY!! oh gosh!!! i dont even know whether i should cry or laugh!! but one thing i know, is that i will love him the same!!! my handsome " ling ling "..... but damn!!!! what a surprise huh?!! i swear this is no joke ok!!!!! ling ling has been pissing all around the house, and i thought it was weird, then i finally realised that becos hes in heat and as a male, they leave piss to mark their space...... that explains why he pissed and shit on my bed !!!!
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  • sky5050
  • 这麽快又有留言了~<br />
    <br />
    雪群
  • 笑
  • oh my god gary 我居然是第一个,好巧,幸运耶<br />
    我还没有看内容呢,先来写一句!哈哈哈哈哈哈
  • ~mAY~
  • OMG!!<br />
    真的是太不敢相信了~<br />
    ling ling竟然是...<br />
    不过还是接受事实吧...嘿嘿!!<br />
    (终于抢到沙发了)<br />
    <br />
    -路人甲^^
  • vicki
  • haha....how funny is that....hav u check on ur other cat as well?...<br />
    u might be wrong about that 1 too...hehe
  • ~mAY~
  • 慢了两步=.=
  • xixi8624
  • 又来了哦!~~~<br />
    明天我们要见面了哦!!!<br />
    嘻嘻<br />
    <br />
    三叶草
  • wwenss
  • HAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAH THIS IS PURE MADNESSS!!!
  • Butterfly
  • 果然你男女不分....怪不得在上海机场填单子的时候问那么奇怪的问题..哈哈哈<br />
    ,怎样??老婆变兄弟了..你失望吗??哈哈哈<br />
    明天见了!!<br />
    <br />
    Butterfly
  • xixi8624
  • 妈呀!!!<br />
    你要恳切地说这不是个玩笑阿!!!<br />
    gary!<br />
    你也太爆笑了!!!<br />
    哈哈哈哈<br />
    <br />
    三叶草
  • Butterfly
  • 看好你的"二小姐",,别再搞错 了!!!拜托大才子!!
  • jchan0112
  • ling-ling幹的好<br />
    算是給你亂開玩笑的懲罰....<br />
    哈!!哈!!<br />
    u did a good job LING-LING!!!<br />
    HAHAHA<br />
    <br />
    JERRY
  • Butterfly
  • 傻傻的三叶草你笑什么,,,,\\\"我一开门,琳琳说,我男人回来了!<br />
    \\\"......<br />
    是笑这个么,,,哈哈哈~~
  • cvfgty67
  • LING LING原來是個"BOY"阿<br />
    少爺你會傷心嗎??哈哈~<br />
    這一篇真的很有趣...但是也太晚才發現了八!!!!真的是...<br />
    <br />
    我想你不只欺騙了自己這麼久,還欺騙我們好一段時間啦<br />
    我想,就看在你身心俱疲的情況下,原諒你八~哈哈<br />
    <br />
    我想,LING LING是個"BOY"不打緊八~至少你還是很疼愛她的阿!!!<br />
  • Butterfly
  • 可怜的Gary,,,因为琳琳性别问题...失恋了...<br />
    三叶草还落井下石!!!明天他更不理你了..
  • xixi8624
  • 晕倒!!!<br />
    他自己说得好不好?<br />
    我笑不行哦?<br />
    这可是我人身自由!<br />
    不过琳琳说,我男人。。这个。。。<br />
    曹小格,这是对你儿童节吓我们的惩罚!<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    三叶草
  • tomemiprozac
  • haha gary you champion. LOL omg this is the best thing i've ever<br />
    heard! now you can get a real 'female' ling ling and have<br />
    kitties!!! HAHAHAHA
  • noriko1010
  • Such a funny thing.<br />
    But I saw "ling-ling" from your MV, I throught it's "she" too.<br />
    Life always full of interesting and suprise!<br />
    <br />
    A question, is he a gay? (sorry, just suggest you to check it)<br />
    Hahaha...<br />
    <br />
    Cheer!<br />
    <br />
    Noriko ^^
  • xixi8624
  • 他不理我,我就不给他生日礼物了!!!<br />
    哼!!!<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    会生气的三叶草
  • haha so cute, like you
  • hibutterfly
  • 切...三叶草还生气...Gary也正在气头上呢...<br />
    不给他给我吧...生日礼物我替他收了行吗?<br />
    <br />
    不配合三叶草的Butterfly
  • hibutterfly
  • 三叶草你到底送的什么呢??跟我都保密啊~~~<br />
    咱们可是无敌搭挡呢...死党呢...姐妹呢...告诉我怎样?<br />
    反正Gary不理你,你也得送我的...
  • yuehyean0102
  • hahahahahaha...I laugh can't stop after read your message,very<br />
    funny!
  • xixi8624
  • 我大老远跑过去,然后把给他的礼物给你了!<br />
    我晕到~~~<br />
    你别打击我行吗?<br />
    你就不能善良点?要不gary说你凶呢!!!<br />
    好怕怕啊~~~~~<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    三叶草
  • andyfan
  • Gary,what a big joke~!!!<br />
    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD<br />
    那Gary你又變回單身了<br />
    "女朋友lingling"沒了<br />
    不過還是要愛"他"喔 ^^<br />
    <br />
    能常常看到你留言真好 :)
  • \\\\
  • sometimes smiling is better than treating well.
  • HAHA~ it's so funny!!!<br />
    how could you treat him like her so long~!!haha~XD<br />
    he must think that you are crazy!!<br />
    BUT~you are so cute~hehe!!
  • 三叶草
  • 就不告诉你就不告诉你~就不告诉你!<br />
    等等等等~~~<br />
    <br />
  • hibutterfly
  • 假装害怕的三叶草<br />
    虽然Gary不记得,,,但是动手打人的只有你了吧??<br />
    还假装黑涩会MM.....还说我凶...我不知道有多温柔多可爱呢!!<br />
    <br />
    绝对温柔又可爱的Butterfly
  • 靓
  • gary!期待你的新作品啊!上一篇说你要休息的文章吓坏我了啊!幸好是个玩笑啊!<br />
    欢迎常来内地啊,我是天津的歌迷哦!!支持你啊!记得我哦,哈哈〉~~赵小靓~~
  • 悄悄話
  • 笑
  • 真是白痴到一定程度了,hahahahahahaha<br />
    我大声嚷嚷在宿舍里面,他居然搞错他猫咪的性别``````````````笑死人了<br />
    哈哈哈哈哈<br />
    结果她们忽然来了一句:要是你养一只估计也有可能发生此类事情<br />
    <br />
    哈哈,真是疯了!<br />
    我开始胡思乱想,如果你把lingling当成你的princess,你的情人<br />
    但现在发现它是男生了,你不是一直都在喜欢同性,我的妈阿`````````<br />
    嘿嘿,我乱想的,<br />
    <br />
    你有很多只猫吗?好像有人留言说让你看好另外的一只<br />
    哈哈,跟你相处一定很好玩,整天发生些无敌的事情<br />
    他在你床上尿尿,嗯,那里是他地盘了,hahahahaha<br />
  • hibutterfly
  • 哎??天津歌迷哎,,,老乡老乡!!!!<br />
    <br />
    琳琳在你的枕头上.....哈哈哈哈哈~~~<br />
    <br />
  • 三叶草
  • 我打了吗?我打了吗?<br />
    我和gary都不知道呢~~那就是没有!<br />
    我没假装黑涩会mm,那是他说的!<br />
    不过我绝对是个淑女!!!<br />
    温柔又可爱你还拿双节棍打人?这个大家都看到了<br />
    幸好我们可爱的gary跑得快!要不然。。。。<br />
  • hibutterfly
  • 我什么都没说啊.....
  • 三叶草
  • 天津的歌迷?哦?哦?哦?<br />
    <br />
    我也是天津歌迷,哈哈~~~~
  • hahahahaha~~~~~~<br />
    <br />
    i'm sorry gary, but that's really funny. i think ling ling has been <br />
    confused that why HIS master treats him as a girl. but he looks really <br />
    like a girl you know.<br />
    <br />
    you really swear this is not a joke again? it's not a joke that you wanna <br />
    make us remember the 5th of june?<br />
    <br />
    oh my! poor ling ling for being mistreated by HIS cute master. and poor <br />
    gary for misunderstanding his lovely "da shou je." now you should call <br />
    him "shou shuai ge" la. hahahahaha~~~<br />
    <br />
    erica
  • hippo3
  • XD~<br />
    HA HA HA HA HA HA~
  • 曹老大,<br />
    <br />
    你好搞笑啊...........<br />
    是走周星馳路線嗎 ??<br />
    嘩 哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈
  • ahsia1018
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!<br />
    <br />
    This is hillarious!! <br />
    <br />
  • Joanne (KK)
  • Dear god !! LOL !! <br />
    LingLing is a boy ?! Seriously ??!!<br />
    Hahahah ! How can't u not know that ?! <br />
    And u keep on calling "HIM" princess LingLIng ?<br />
    btw ... how did u finally know that he is a he?<br />
    Hahahah ~ Anyways ~ U still love him ~ He'll always <br />
    be the same to u ~ And we'll love him too ~ <br />
    Btw .. wanna say sorry about not going on ur important day,<br />
    cause im going back to KK the next day and need to <br />
    wake up around 4 in the morning .. Im soo sorry !<br />
    I know I promise u ..but Im sorry .<br />
    Anyways , without me , u'll do great !!! <br />
    I'll stay at home and cheer for u !! <br />
    Want some things from KK , I'll bring for u ~ <br />
    Tell me if u need something ~
  • 三叶草你明天还是别去了.....<br />
    看来我是要真的凶给你看看!!!
  • eluvmj
  • gary, i swear this is really a funny joke. i can't stop laughing seeing what <br />
    you wrote. <br />
    <br />
    you don't know you should cry or laugh? hahaha~~~ i don't know either.<br />
    <br />
    erica
  • 哈哈哈 你的大小姐ling ling現在是大少爺了嗎<br />
    真的是很可愛耶~<br />
    只能說你真是個誇張的主人<br />
    我想ling ling早就受不了很久了吧<br />
    才會pissed and shit on your bed!<br />
    哈哈哈~~
  • 三叶草
  • gary!!!<br />
    我害怕!!!
  • 悄悄話
  • 笑
  • 我看到有人留话说明天会跟你见面,唉呦,真好<br />
    还讲得好像你们之间发生了什么很好玩的事情<br />
    明天你要去哪啊,能天天跟你在一块就好了,<br />
    嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿``````````````<br />
  • 曹生:<br />
    <br />
    你確定.你是清醒o既. OH MY GOD!!!<br />
    等等….爆笑十秒.<br />
    對不起!!!我都好想同情你.但是你…………<br />
    無言.<br />
    Ling ling由公主變王子.<br />
    希望主人不要由王子變公主.HA HA HAA<br />
    對唔住.失儀啦.<br />
    <br />
    等等…..等我笑完先.<br />
    <br />
    雲雲姐姐上<br />
  • 笑
  • 希望主人不要由王子變公主.HA HA HAA<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    ```````````````````````雲雲姐姐讲得好好笑<br />
  • berona91
  • Dear Gary,<br />
    哇嗚<br />
    這真是個...驚喜啊!!<br />
    不過身為玲玲主人的你<br />
    為什麼沒早點發現呀XD<br />
    令我有些小不解....<br />
    <br />
    一直被當作你"女朋友"對待的玲玲或許也有點性別錯亂了也說不定唷XDD<br />
    哈哈哈...我只是開玩笑的...<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    不過...Gary怎麼會突然發現玲玲是男生呢??<br />
    <br />
    貓子.
  • twiggy
  • haha~gary u so funny~
  • bww927
  • 笑死我啦 哈哈哈哈<br />
    gary...你好搞笑..現在才發現他是男的! <br />
    handsome " ling ling”hahaha..<br />
    不論男生或女生 我相信你都會很愛他的hehe..<br />
    <br />
    高雄anna
  • JOANNA0502
  • HAHAHAHHAAHHA(:<br />
    you are lingling master for so long , now than you <br />
    realise lingling is male.funny la yoou(:<br />
    <br />
    joanna;singapore
  • ^0^
  • ha ha ha <br />
    應該有總被背叛的感覺吧<br />
    <br />
  • belle0615
  • gary<br />
    真的是有夠好笑的耶..<br />
    牠陪了你那麼久..你一直當牠是女生啊..<br />
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈<br />
    笑死我了啦...哈哈哈哈<br />
    難怪你會"OH MY GOD"了..哈哈
  • liyalimM&amp;#039;s
  • 嗯。。gary也太糊涂了吧?小动物的性别应该很容易从他们的‘生殖<br />
    器’来分辨吧?<br />
    既然已经把它当成女生那么久了,我想‘lingling’也不会介意了<br />
    呱。。<br />
    <br />
  • TY
  • wahahhaha it's so funny!! Certainly u din put on the fancy dress on Ling Ling <br />
    right? Tat's gonna make him a gay cat, ahaha!!<br />
    <br />
    Btw, can start thinking for a new name for it oredi la..<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    [p/s: gary I really admire you so much, at the same time I jz feel you're <br />
    like a fren. How about a drink when you return to malaysia? My treat. :D if <br />
    interested jz email me k?? Heehee]
  • gilllove1225
  • 哈哈哈!這麼久了現在才發現<br />
    MOMO 小孟
  • almy
  • ha ha ha XDDDDD<br />
    太好笑了吧<br />
    GARY也太可愛了XDD
  • Fiona
  • it's too fanny, i don't know how to say my emotions now, but <br />
    i believe u will love "him" forever.<br />
    <br />
    Fions
  • garyhkfc
  • hahahahahahhahahha....I would say, gary, it's time <br />
    for you to buy another glasses, hahahhaha!but anyway, <br />
    it still the same , it's no doubt that it still <br />
    your "honey" and your 寶貝, right?<br />
    <br />
    oh will thaot be soo strange to call him as your <br />
    honey????hahhahaha<br />
    <br />
    amy(garyhkfc)
  • ting27
  • 還蠻好笑的..<br />
    <br />
    笑到流淚了..
  • dxx28
  • gosh. AHAHAHAAHA.<br />
    should i laugh or what !!<br />
    this is really realllllllly such a silly thing.hahahahaha.<br />
    do you feel like you are being deceived ?<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    man. ahahaaha lingling you rock!<br />
    you gave garychaw a surprise.<br />
    <br />
    maybe that's your birthday present from lingling hur!<br />
  • yi ming
  • =o!!!<br />
    <br />
    HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE THE SEX OF YOUR OWN CAT??<br />
    <br />
    How blur. hee hee.
  • eeewings
  • HA....???<br />
    养了那么久才发现ling ling 原来是Boy.<br />
    你这个主人也有够糊涂了...无言...<br />
    相信你是在笑自己傻吧?哈哈!!!<br />
    lingling只是只猫,早就习惯了,所以不会介意的.<br />
    不过你就少了个Girl friend,多了个Buddy了.<br />
    失望吗?再找Girl friend就好了,而且Buddy很好啊!<br />
    他有你这样可爱的主人很幸福呢!我也想做那只猫呢!<br />
    <br />
    听说你现在在HK喔!怎样?要加油喔!<br />
  • 悄悄話
  • 悄悄話
  • 悄悄話
  • simplewishes
  • hmm...<br />
    <br />
    so gary got a bed full of shit and pee?<br />
    <br />
    omg...<br />
    <br />
    =P<br />
    <br />
  • jane
  • really funny...what a careless guy..<br />
    really hope that u would make clear about the human <br />
    also.<br />
    don treat girl as boy n treat boy as ur 'ling ling' <br />
    again..<br />
    Ling ling should change to boy boy ..<br />
    haha...just my suggestion..
  • 悄悄話
  • Calbee
  • Oh My God!!!! How can u like that blur......And also <br />
    the vet, they never tell u he is a boy ma??? Hahaha, <br />
    Oh... maybe Ling Ling wanna give u a birthday <br />
    surprise lor ~ :P
  • 悄悄話
  • helo man...<br />
    u sure ma...<br />
    i think tis is a joke...<br />
    recently u like to play...<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    impossible u just found tat lingling is boy!!!<br />
    impossible!!!<br />
    i cant believe it...<br />
    brother... dun play play huh...<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    ok...<br />
    may be tis time i believe u...<br />
    no matter how...<br />
    lingling still is your lovely cat...<br />
    but u want change name ma...<br />
    coz lingling is girl name...<br />
    =P
  • 悄悄話
  • fly48
  • 你也太扯了吧...<br />
    好吧!<br />
    希望不要有一天你也宣佈搞錯自己性別才好!
  • mei
  • brother chaw are u sure are not??????<br />
  • 曹格<br />
    你好搞笑喔<br />
    真是笑死我了<br />
    HAHAHAHAHA<br />
    停不下來了啦!!!
  • 曹格<br />
    你好搞笑喔<br />
    真是笑死我了<br />
    HAHAHAHAHA<br />
    停不下來了啦!!!
  • 曹格<br />
    你好搞笑喔<br />
    真是笑死我了<br />
    HAHAHAHAHA<br />
    停不下來了啦!!!
  • garymomo
  • 晕...那上次还说拿LINGLING和我弟弟相亲...<br />
    结果是BOY? 曹先生你最近很爱搞笑啊...<br />
    是准备走斜星路线了么...<br />
    可惜我弟弟不是GAY...LING LING是么?<br />
    要不然凑合一下算了哈哈哈...<br />
    接下来你还会给我们什么surprise?
  • emotionsoul
  • My name's ling lin too! but I'm a female!! hehehehe
  • aL
  • Lol.ling ling sounds like a gal name...U got consider <br />
    changing her,i mean his name?Ha.Omg! i can't believe <br />
    a male cat dressing like a gal for months or years...<br />
    U ah...i rmb u got dress yr ling ling up like a gal <br />
    hor...u need to start dressing yr cat up more <br />
    handsomely le...put on a cap on him or let him wear<br />
    glasses?Lol.
  • shihi
  • oh~~<br />
    maybe you should change the name of 'Ling-Ling'...<br />
  • lunn0412
  • LIN LIN是男生阿,我也以為她是女生<br />
    難怪GARY你把他認為是母的<br />
    呵呵,但GARY你也養了很久了吧<br />
    現在才發現,有點晚囉<br />
    GARY真搞笑,小迷糊
  • Gary,你這留言真的讓我笑了...<br />
    看來你真是個糊塗的爸爸阿!<br />
    既然Ling Ling是BOY,那以後就要改叫他"大少爺"啦<br />
    不管Ling Ling是BOY或GIRL,你還是一樣愛他對吧?<br />
    因為你說過"愛情不分性別"嘛<br />
    <br />
    guanyu
  • Apple—深圳
  • 服你了,这么久了你才发现,而且还自以为了那么久<br />
    另外那个小的也赶紧带去看看.别再搞错了哦......
  • kimberly
  • hehe~<br />
    wad happen wif u??<br />
    za dao~<br />
    1st time drop comment qing duoduo zi jiao~!!<br />
    kaka~<br />
    take care
  • 額...曹先生...太搞笑叻吧?lingling是boy哦?養叻這麼久啦..妳現在纔知道?<br />
    我有點無語~不過又覺得很好笑~~啊哈哈哈哈哈哈....真的太好笑啦~~我的媽呀...!!不過不管是<br />
    boy還是girl..曹先生妳還是一樣會對它好的不是麼?真是羨慕lingling~~!!<br />
    明天北京會很熱..要註意不要中暑咯~!!! 期待早日重逢咯~!! 我繼續去笑~!!<br />
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 甜甜^_^<br />
  • j`esse
  • LOL. hahhahha. to think that your princess cum 大小姐 was a MALE all along?! <br />
    hahhahhahhahhahha. oh gosh... gary ah, you never noticed lingling's *****? <br />
    hahhahha. <br />
    <br />
    jesse. singapore.
  • LOL. gary, u're really a sotong! <br />
    <br />
    how can u even mistake a male cat for a female? you amaze me!<br />
    hahaha. i thought something bad happened to lingling (from the<br />
    title) and it turned out to be such a funny accident. feel so<br />
    sorry for lingling - for having such a blur master who<br />
    constantly treats him like a girl.<br />
    <br />
    u're sure this is really not a joke like last time?<br />
    too many 'relevations' lately... *skeptic*<br />
    <br />
    but you made my day =) was LOL-ing when i saw the post.<br />
    <br />
    xoxo, joyce (ankh)<br />
    gfc singapore<br />
    <br />
  • Sunny Tneo
  • HAHAHAHAHA~~!!!!<br />
    so funny that~~^^<br />
    never mind,It still is ur Ling Ling~~~<br />
    from a SUPER"WOMAN" become a SUPER"MAN" only~~<br />
    HAHAHA~~I think Gary u oso is a funny guy too~!!!
  • moskito
  • ft..........
  • tiantian5630
  • 額...曹先生...我真的無語啦....!妳這個爸爸當得有點不閤格噢..!!<br />
    啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.........看來妳最近心情不錯噢~那就好~!開開心心得過<br />
    每一天~!!!! 還是要對lingling好噢~真想見這個可愛的小傢伙~!!期待噢~親愛的<br />
    gary^_^ <br />
    甜甜^_^
  • yee
  • 曹生:<br />
    <br />
    我應該笑嗎?!!!<br />
    看完你的UPDATE.<br />
    還以為有甚麼"重要"的事情要宣布...<br />
    原來是你的爆笑笑話. A GAG?!!<br />
    睇之後. DEAD左足足10秒!<br />
    我睇你都幾有搞笑天份<br />
    有潛質啊. 努力 =]<br />
    <br />
    YEE@ HK
  • justdudu
  • 哈哈~~他不再是林志玲了~~看來他要改名了<br />
    哈哈<br />
  • tiantian5630
  • 額...曹先生快給lingling找個伴吧~~!它想要談戀愛結婚生小貓<br />
    baby啦..!!<br />
    啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~<br />
    <br />
    甜甜^_^
  • achi1986
  • 你要趕快找個時間帶ling ling去結紮喔!<br />
    不然他這樣也很難過~<br />
    公貓不是七八個月大就會開始發情了嗎!?<br />
    你竟然都沒發現....<br />
    真是的!!
  • Poor ling ling....<br />
    <br />
    Maybe you can change his name to 'linky' or something like that.<br />
    <br />
    hahaha<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Wish god bless ling ling... ^__^<br />
    <br />
    note @ thailand fan<br />
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  • 曹格.曹格:<br />
    <br />
    Ling ling由大小姐變成貴公子.<br />
    看來需要輔導的人是你.<br />
    Ling ling 跟本無錯.錯在主人太……….<br />
    唉.可憐的Ling ling.<br />
    <br />
    即然是貴公子.那下次逛街.<br />
    就帶Ling ling.一起去看女仔好啦.<br />
    看中啦.是兄弟的.不會同你爭.ok?<br />
    <br />
    另外.將來你女朋友或者老婆一定<br />
    不會吃Ling ling的醋.放心. 放心!<br />
    這是我唯一可以安慰你的說話.<br />
    晚安<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    雲姐姐上<br />
    <br />
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